Alpaca Jokes

Not only are alpacas pretty stupid looking, therefore good for a laugh just by looking at them, they apparently are good for making silly jokes as well. Barron and I came up with these today:

Q. What did the alpaca say when it found out it had to go on a trip?
A. Alpaca

Q. What did the hippie alpaca say to the other alpaca?
A. Alpaca bowl.

Q. What do you get when you combine an alpaca and Tupac?
A. Alpaca bitch!
(Ed. note - this is a joke made up by Barron. I thought the punchline would be, Tupaca, but I was corrected)

Please feel free to make up your own alpaca jokes.