Guess Who?

I Was a Lucky Girl This Christmas...

The Other Day...

I know you can't really see it, but the other day the construction worker in front of me had a long order for Dunkin Donuts written on scrap wood. And then he left it on the counter.

Timmay

The Correct Way to Spell Santa...

Christmas Eve...

I Have a Brother?

Almost Xmas Time!

Corky

Merry Christmas From Beth, Jenn, April, Barron, and Shannon

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Someone else's pics

If you've ever wondered what Magner looks like with floaties on, now you know.

Just kidding. Barber is looking better though don't you think?

A Letter

Merry Christmas from Elyse

Merry Christmas from April!

Merry Christmas from Beth!

Boston as a Gingerbread House

True Life

True Life: Me and my sister spend inordinate amounts of time looking at E.T. related things online.

I have decided to pursue a career in E.T. inspired artwork. All of my art will feature E.T. Details to come.

Matt's Evil Plan

Tonight me and Barron and Jess and Matt are going to the New Deal. When Jess asked Matt what the plan was for tonight, this is what he wrote to her:

First we get home after work and think of evil thoughts. Then we get in the car and drive as evil as possible till we get to the show. I’ll call Barron before we leave and leave him an evil message, so we can meet up before the evil show goes down. When we arrive we will dance in the most evil manner, letting all around us know that evil lurks. MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Maury Christmas

Space Dust

ING

ING has a handy calculator to let you know how long it will take you to become a millionare based on your age, assets, how much you can save every month, and interest return. These were my results:


What will it take to become a millionaire?

Based on your inputs it appears that you will not become a millionaire in your lifetime.

Some HST for you

I Do Say Good Sir...

I believe that Jon Stewart ripped you a new one last night.

Oh Hello

Second Worst Movie Ever

Seriously Barron, I could have told you before it started that it was going to be bad.

Worst Movie Ever

Seriously, don't rent it. Even Barron couldn't get through it.

Say Honest To God

1. This picture of Hunter is my background picture at work.

2. I can't tell you how many times I have said the same thing to myself.

Confessions

I bought the new Britney CD.



What is my life coming to.

What Did I Do To Deserve This...

Nicole needs to form a committee of 3 from a group of 8 research attorneys to study possible changes to the Superior Court. If two of the attorneys are too inexperiences to serve together on the committee, how many different arrangements of committees can Nicole form?

Girls Don't Fart (Except for this Morning When They Do)

I know everyone thinks I am sitting around looking pretty and farting rainbows and puppies but I don't think anything could be farther from the truth.

I have historically terrible beer farts. These farts would cause whales to beach themselves if I was in the ocean. People would throw themselves out of an airplane if I was on the flight. I am pretty sure I could scare off a rapist if it came down to it (and don't think this scare tactic hasn't crossed my mind before).

So I am sure you can picture this scene this morning.

Last night I went over a friend's apartment for a bit, and came home to Barron and our delightful friend, Matt. Which all was well and good. Beers were consumed, conversations were had, Bisco was listened to.

This morning, Barron woke me up to inform me that he was going to breakfast with Josh, as he is apt to do. However, Matt usually leaves our apartment early when he stays over, as he has a wife and probably some other responsibilities unlike myself.

So Barron goes to breakfast, and assuming Matt has left as well, I proceed to let out any and all gaseous build up that has been stewing for the past 8 passed out hours.

Did I mention I have a terrible cold? Because not only were these normal beer farts, they were compounded by illness, which I think makes every thing coming out of your body smell 200 times worse.

So I am farting for like 30 seconds straight. And I think this happened about three times.

And then I walked out of my bedroom (which goes into the living room, in case anyone was worried that Matt didn't hear).

And there was Matt.

Why is the Weatherman Talking about Snow

Srsly its to early for this crap.

Maybe if I had a nice camera I would be happy for the photography opportunities.