Post that didn't get posted yesterday

So yesterday when I flipped my shit over the Internet issue, it was mostly due to inability to post the below post compounded by the fact that I could not do some online shopping I hoped to accomplish FURTHER accentuated by the fact that the necklace with the dove on it that I went to go buy from Heritage was no longer online : ( Serious tears all around.

No really I called Barron and cried. Mostly because I can't fart in my living room whenever I want.

Anyway, I was also sad because I found out from Jezebel.com that I missed National Bird Day. Look at this fun logo!


I need a hug from this parrot. Also I saw Theo Epstien and looked like crap. Because you know if I had not been leaving the gym, he would have ditched his wife and kid for me.

Don't give me that look.