Spotted - Beth Watching Shows Made for High School Girls

So, tonight I watched a little show called "Gossip Girl" strictly because of this classic facebook quotation:

A "GG" M - at 10:08am on October 4th, 2007

spotted: B finding evidence of her "xtra large" fun on saturday night. looks like someone had a good time.

xoxo,
gossip girl

With hopes of joining in on the "make fun of Beth" facebook party, I decided to watch the show.

The first thing I noticed is apparently, one of their friends lost all their money and crashed a party. They promptly call him Sasquatch but sadly I own the baja he is wearing in blue. For those of you not in the know, example:


Show proceeds, beers continue to be consumed by me.

Next favorite part of the show, when blonde chick from "rehab" bumps into dude on the street. (I am the reason misinformation is spread, if you can't tell). She yells across the street to catch his attention, and then says something along the lines of: "This is what I love about this city, I am always seeing people I know!"

That is exactly how I feel about Boston! Finally, something I can relate to in the show because I am not a rich high school kid. Boston is also a city where you can never avoid seeing someone you know! In fact, yesterday, I saw someone in my employer's cafeteria who I hooked with in college and pretended not to know what he was talking about when he called me 200 times the next week.

AND!!! The next day, I saw spare change guy. I am ALWAYS seeing people I know! In fact, I have seen SPG four times in the past week outside of the First Amendment Bar. Here is this stunning figure of American culture in the flesh:

Oh Bethy, I wanted to watch the rest of "Gossip Girl" I really did. But I couldn't stop thinking about the wonder that is John Bubier. One time he asked me where I lived, and did I have a boyfriend. Despite his stench, I considered a date with him for one moment in time. "Shannon "spare change" Bubier" has a certain ring to it does it not? I am sure our engagement rings would have been made out of a gum wrapper but love is love right?

Well Bethy, for you friends who have not have the privilege of knowing this fine sample of a man, please do forward this post to them and have them watch this video. It will change their lives forever.

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