First, I took a crap that was almost as big as her. Almost immediately upon departing the bathroom, I saw a lady walking down the hall that looked just like the infamous Beth, and she was doing this to me:
Upon breaking the circle and punching her in the face, I realized I cannot continue posting every single funny thing I see on Beth's facebook wall, and thus, this blog was born.
The change from facebook wall to blog is also due to the 250 character limit per wall posting, which is restraining my creativity which often needs further elaboration. I find myself limited in usage of such elaborate adjectives that my soul can no longer bear to announce its existence in a tiny white box where others also may dare to post.
So please, if you are Beth, check back frequently for updates. And if you are not Beth, please feel free to read and enjoy, but no comments on how sick and twisted you may think little Elizabeth is for thinking I am even marginally funny.
Much love, Shannon
1 comment:
fuck. i just wrote a whole comment and i believe it got deleted. i am so honored that you have a blog dedicated to me. i will check it regularly. april and i named our apartment "asses of fire." i am sure you can figure out why. you know me. today i saw a manacurist through the window of the nail salon. she was holding a hand mirror up to her mouth and with tweezers, she was plucking her moustache. it was hot. i miss you and i can't wait until we are reunited.
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