Today I played a game that was like Oregon Trail except instead you are going across the country to a festival with your friends in a station wagon. You also have the option of riding in an SUV or a Hybrid vehicle. Here is who came along with me in the car:
Some of the descriptions are pretty funny. And accurate! How many times have you been in a car with Beth when she rolls her hand up in the window and won't stop complaining for 30 minutes, delaying your trip? I know it happens to me all the time.
AND! How many times have you been in the car when Beth's mom gets a "purple nurple" due to an argument over a CD? You can't take the Shuzman women anywhere.
Beth's mom was totally that embarrassing friend that you take along for entertainment value but you end up taking care of more than anything. Take for instance, this incident:
Don't think that Beth and her mom were the only two people delaying our trip to the festival. Joe Headrick easily takes the pussy award by crying over unspecified roadkill on the side of the road. Kid can joke about dumpsters full of dead babies but not roadkill? PLEASE! Double points for somehow making everyone feel awkward.
Someone made us pull over to see the "Mystical Cave of Gnomes." I blame Barron.
We picked up a hitchhiker and Beth's Mom was of course the first person to complain about it.
Barron comes in with some late-trip drama involving a toilet.
We finally make it to our destination. But not before Beth meets a guy in a bathroom in Las Vegas and decides not to continue with the trip to stay with her love. You think I made that up? Because I am not that clever.
AND! How many times have you been in the car when Beth's mom gets a "purple nurple" due to an argument over a CD? You can't take the Shuzman women anywhere.
Beth's mom was totally that embarrassing friend that you take along for entertainment value but you end up taking care of more than anything. Take for instance, this incident:
Don't think that Beth and her mom were the only two people delaying our trip to the festival. Joe Headrick easily takes the pussy award by crying over unspecified roadkill on the side of the road. Kid can joke about dumpsters full of dead babies but not roadkill? PLEASE! Double points for somehow making everyone feel awkward.
Someone made us pull over to see the "Mystical Cave of Gnomes." I blame Barron.
We picked up a hitchhiker and Beth's Mom was of course the first person to complain about it.
Barron comes in with some late-trip drama involving a toilet.
We finally make it to our destination. But not before Beth meets a guy in a bathroom in Las Vegas and decides not to continue with the trip to stay with her love. You think I made that up? Because I am not that clever. 
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