Ryan Adams

Ryan Adams follows me around the Internet and other parts of my life for reasons unexplained to me. Today I saw him on a personal fav, pink is the new blog. For some reason, people like his music. I do not. He was supposed to play at moe.down this past summer, which caused me some grief. But guess what? He didn't show up. Even Trent, who likes Adams, thinks he looks like the Colonel -
There was a guy with a bullhorn at moe.down who we all called "The Sheriff." Well the Sheriff had his own theory on why Ryan Adams cancelled last minute. And I quote:

"Please be advised - Ryan Adams will not be playing moe.down because he is a whiny vagina. Please stay tuned for Perry Farrell."

I said to myself, "Self, did he just say Perry Farrell as in Jane's Addiction / Porno for Pyros / Lollapalooza Perry Farrell?"

And God said, "Let Perry Farrell play at moe.down" and Perry Farrell played at moe.down. And God saw that Perry Farrell was much better than Ryan Adams and it was good.

Seriously why didn't he just get booked in the first place? Maybe they didn't want too many people buying moe.down tickets so they said Ryan Adams was coming.

It was a truly awesome experience. If you should need further evidence, seek out the Perry Farrell playlist from moe.down. He also got elected mayor of moe.down and was nice enough to forfeit to a 4'9 mexican guy named Rainbow.

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