Allston Rock City

I love Allston as much as the next person, but I think this picture says it all. I really don't miss living there. Going out there - fine. But passing through the other day, I realized how nice it is to live on a street where there is no trash / barf / homeless people hanging out all the time. Also we have a nice patch of grass. Also I have yet to see a rat! And I can easily park my car.

I do miss that half unearthed tree stump with the trash underneath it. I quite enjoyed seeing what treasures had been left each day. It kind of reminds me of that "leave one, take one" blanket at Camp Bisco IV that had a pair of underwear and half a grilled cheese sandwich on it.

THERE IS A GOD

They try to make Barron go to rehab...

via gChat

Barron: I am having another ZAZZ

me: you are going to need zazz rehab

Barron: no no no

Robots

If you have Firefox and type inabout:robots this is what pops up.

A "joke" from Barron

Barron: What did the buddhist say to the hot dog?

Me: What?

Barron: I'll have one with everything.

Me: I don't think that is how the joke goes.

Barron: Hot dogs have feelings too.

Notice

Salt n' Pepa shakers

What in the world!?!

Conan looking at E.T. in front of Vigo from Ghostbusters II. Photo by Joel Aron, my new hero.

Urkel Coloring Book

A funny PT moment

Some kid on the PT message board started a thread about how he got hit by a car and blamed it on moe. Here is what he wrote:

"So yeah I went and saw moe. in Rochester last night, knowing that they're mad custie, convinced to go by my "boys" and I got hit by a fucking car coming out. Never again."

Here are the humorous and sympathetic responses

"sounds like you got moe.'d down."

"So you got hit by an automoe.bile ?"

" Wow ! I bet that caused quite a commoe.tion."

" Sounds like you had a moe.mentary lapse of judgement in Geneva NY!"

NO MA'AM

Mr. T

Fart Zone

If God says it, it must be true...

Gummi Lighthouses

Seemed like a good idea at the time?

Happy Birthday JD!

I promise to swoon for the rest of my waking days.